I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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