So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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