just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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