this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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