So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
she told me i tasted like america
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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