Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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