Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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