..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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