a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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