HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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