YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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