The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
In America we eat man semen.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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