this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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