I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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