But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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