you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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