wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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