is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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