ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
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