and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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