So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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