haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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