D3 body, D1 cock
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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