Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
