I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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