U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
wow bdsm is so cute
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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