I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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