You're completely useless in the revolution.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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