Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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