I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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