Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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