I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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