Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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