Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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