Umm I'm too high to move.
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recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Randomize