awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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