How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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