The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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