i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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