the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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