No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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