real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Non-Jews are for practice
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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