guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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