I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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