we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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