So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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