It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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