is this the sara with the beer cane?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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