but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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