We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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